When I took my only holiday in 3 years to go to my baby niece’s birthday party, they had to shut down the pediatrics ward of the hospital for a week and send all the kids to the capital city 6 hours away.
Tim gets his hands on Jason’s helmet and hacks the voice modulator to sound like Hatsune Miku.
Feared crime boss Red Hood uses it anyway.
Tim does not stop there; Jason must have a limit and Tim plans to find it, even if that means another murder attempt he’ll barely survive.
So far, the Red Hood has sounded like a rotation of anime characters and, on one memorable occasion, Darth Vader.
Jason finds it hilarious and it’s driving Tim insane that he can’t get under his skin
PLEASE- imagine this great hulking terror of a man appear out from one of Gotham’s shadowy alleyways, advancing on some poor idiot breaking the Rules, casually twirling a knife, faceless helmet glinting in the streetlamp-
☆〜“Thought I told you not to fuck with kids on my turf, (uwu)!”☆〜
Laughter erupts from people you can’t see, you’re not entirely sire if you’re dreaming, Red Hood’s STILL GOT THE KNIFE-
Yes, @bloustorm ! Jason would realise he was censored and then curse more automatically. The only thing that annoyed him, but then he’ll just get creative about it.
Tim could edit the code to pick up on the around-about swear words, but it also risks him censoring Jason when he’s trying to speak to a civilian in a serious situation, or relaying a plan to another bat–
Additionally:
Jason takes advantage of the beeping, and uses it to curse IN MORSE CODE
Imagine he shows up to one of Riddler’s little games, and the man’s goons start losing it. Because, not only does he sound like Nero Claudius from Fate series, but he’s also very visibly cursing in Morse Code, once he realizes his voice modulator is censoring him.
If you people think Jadon won’t switch immediately to cursing like he’s in a Shakespearian play
The goons and minions around Crime Alley are getting a classical education whether they like it or not, if only to understand what the Red Hood means when he calls them foul blaggards
Tim now also needs to complete his own English GEDs to work out what the hell Jason is calling him too, in the voice of Mickey Mouse no less
Anyone who played Kingdom Hearts gets violent flashbacks
As soon as Jason understands this he makes it worse, and Tim swears off Disney voices
Jason hacks his own helmet to put them back on
Howlingly funny when Disney gets wind of it and sends Red Hood a cease and desist letter
Jason decapitates a series of Mickey and friends plushies and sends them back, mostly as a joke
Y'all this old lady on Facebook got angry at me so she threatened to call my job and report my “rude” behavior to my boss. So she got my information from my page
SHE GONNA TRY TO CALL MR.KRABS ON ME YALL
SHE GONNA TRY TO CONTACT BIKINI BOTTOM
She is going to call a phone number and ask, “Is this the Krusty Krab?”
And the person who answered the phone will have a choice to make.
No-fault divorce is actually very recent. That is, a divorce just because you wanted to get divorced and not because they were guilty of some provable transgression. California’s no-fault divorce law was 1966; the latest US state, it was 2010. When I was in Catholic school, we were taught to believe in and promote anti-no-fault-divorce positions. This is very recent history, and you cannot take even this for granted. Stop being “edgy” about feminism and its flaws. Every movement will have some flaws. But do you not think that this, and the risk it represents, is significant to women as a class of all backgrounds?
Hey fun fact the reason the murder rate went down when no fault divorce was introduced was because beforehand when women were being abused they would just kill their husbands. do not come at this post with the “well abused people can still get out” like good fucking luck ask any actual abuse victem how the courts been to them ill wait
“We find a large, statistically significant, and econometrically robust decline in the number of women committing suicide following the introduction of unilateral divorce. No significant effect is found for men. […] The results indicate a large decline in domestic violence for both men and women in states that adopted unilateral divorce. We find suggestive evidence that unilateral divorce led to a decline in females murdered by their partners, while the data revealed no discernible effects for men murdered.” (source)
the reality is actually bleaker and less “quippy”: no-fault divorce led to reductions in both suicides by women and murder of women by intimate partners. so, cute idea of women murdering their abusive husbands, but actually what usually happens is women get murdered BY them instead. divorce and abortion on demand no questions asked
people have tagged this as life imitates art, and I need you to understand that no, I saw this picture of my friend falling off the got dang swing and thought it represented human hubris so well that i went into a made haze of acrylic paint and when I awoke I was holding this finished canvas.
If you want to write a dumb little story with a dumb little plot and ridiculously silly characters. No one’s stopping you. Genuinely, no one should be allowed to stop you. Write that dumb story with your whole heart and don’t hold back.
ok the dumb little story turned into a lot of work why does this always happen
